References you should know

When talking with people, they may say some strange things that make no sense. In actuality, if you both know what the reference is, it can be hilarious! So you need to brush up on the things that could be referenced.

I'd like to update this page with more popular references, but I just got introduced to the BadLipReading channel on YouTube and some of these are pretty great.

WARNING: The content below may get stuck in your head.

Ok, all of the BadLipReading songs are much funnier if you look in the comments section and watch the original video before they stripped the audio and added their own lyrics and music.

Russian Unicorn is just funny, a little inappropriate though for some people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjaZNYSt7o0
"I've got a porcupine called Zazoom, he leaves his scent on people's graves."
"I had a cold one time, then I licked myself."
"The night is young now baby, we can shoot a Russian Unicorn. "
"We're gonna do it on the couch while my roomie's out... hiking."
"So take it off and bite your tongue."
"A Hot Pocket for twenty cents is a deal any day of the week."
"I pee peed in your glove. Soon you'll start to smell it."
"I don't want the keys to your van. What I need is a rare, vermilion, Ukrainian unicorn."
"I should not have ate those Cajun rice and beans."
"Them strawberries look juicy."
"I've got your Barbie zuchini. Happy Monsoon Day."
"I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe."
"I'm gonna save a mental kitty."

Spoof on the Black Eyed Peas called "Everybody Poops"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc
Possible Quotes
"Everybody poops and if they don't they're an android and should be destroyed."
Or just shouting out, "Piano!"-shout randomly
"Hero!"-shout randomly
"Dumping my log"
"Poo poo"

Spoof of Party in the USA by Miley Cirus called "Black Umbrella"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii5IUihNuno
"Windmill".... totally randomly
"Black Umbrella" (on tune drawing out the 'l's)
"We smoking the right stuff"
"Extra lemon in my Diet Snapple makes a girl happy, oh yeah. That's right."
"They got me jamming from head to toe"
"Gonna have a bonfire tonight"
"Why did they treat me like I didn't understand trigonometry and ti chi, inverse cosine there's never gonna be a better padiwan than me"
"Tiny Timmy Tokyo"
"And I'm pregnant" (smile)
"Get dumb and bang a wizard"
"Let's buy two big industrial sized windmills? I already got one.Who needs three? Well the first one, I broke it."
"Samurai"
"I'm trying to find my shrimp in the cabbage patch. Pink spaghetti"
"I'm flying and my crew is on the floor"


Though not a BadLipReading video, I was in confusion and shock watching this video. My ears were thrown off by the tone deafness.


Hot Problems
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
I really can't tell if these girls are tone deaf and trying or doing a decent parody of these types of songs.
I can't keep a straight face...
"Hot girls we have problems too, we're just like you, except we're hot...hot...hot"
"The whole world needs to open their eyes, and realize were not perfect and sometimes we lie.. just kidding. We're perfect."